Yeah the title applies to whenever I have to go to work... go figure.  Oh yeah, I work at this fusion cinema/restaurant place called Cinema Cafe; I wait tables, ticket take, food run, and cook... easy money for while I'm taking classes.  Well today was quite uneventful, although I am winning by 50 points in one of my NFL fantasy league's (for the employees at my work).  I'm playing against the 10-2 Funkalicious Felons and Jerry Roy (fellow cook) has Ryan Grant and Larry Fitzgerald left to play... I take all of that back, I am losing by 15 points (200.5 to 188.5) as of right now, and he has Ryan Grant left to play.  I had completely disregarded the fact that Jerry Roy had Kurt Warner playing and I hadn't checked the score since the first quarter of the Vikings/Cardinals game so FML.  This is a money league and I really want to win but my now 6-7 record is not going to help me get there... damn thy sports gods.  

Here is something funny though. To help you understand what happened I was talking to my ex-girlfriend whom I met on a Eurotrip 2 years ago, and was destroyed by unjustly (but we still keep in touch cause she is good peoples as a friend), while talking to Crista on skype.  I told Crista I was talking to her and I guess it made her pretty upset cause I'm always getting irritated when she (no matter who she is with) hangs around more than 1 or 2 guys.  Anyways, I had to go to work and she was going to grab lunch so we departed abruptly and unsatisfied.  We proceeded to go without talking until 8:30 pm... that's a long time in Crista/Colin time.  So if you ever want to know how to really irritate a girl beyond her irritation threshold, this is how:

[12/7/09 12:12:24 AM] Colin McDowell: yum
[12/7/09 12:12:39 AM] Colin McDowell: you look like an upset gopher right now
[12/7/09 12:12:54 AM] Crista Favati: thankxx
[12/7/09 12:13:02 AM] Colin McDowell: thanxxx
[12/7/09 12:14:28 AM] Colin McDowell: my balls
[12/7/09 12:14:31 AM] Colin McDowell: smell like a kitchen
[12/7/09 12:14:34 AM] Colin McDowell: haven't showered in 2 days
[12/7/09 12:14:38 AM] Colin McDowell: it's very interesting
[12/7/09 12:14:44 AM] Colin McDowell: how my balls can retain that smel
[12/7/09 12:14:46 AM] Colin McDowell: smell*
[12/7/09 12:15:02 AM] Crista Favati: well maybe you should shower them
[12/7/09 12:15:05 AM] Colin McDowell: yeah
[12/7/09 12:15:57 AM] Colin McDowell: you give me such good ideas
[12/7/09 12:16:02 AM] Colin McDowell: all the time it's great
[12/7/09 12:16:09 AM] Crista Favati: i know\
[12/7/09 12:16:47 AM] Crista Favati: i'm a geneyuss
[12/7/09 12:16:56 AM] Colin McDowell: that you are
[12/7/09 12:17:08 AM] Colin McDowell: you einstein
[12/7/09 12:17:15 AM] Colin McDowell: jew
[12/7/09 12:17:16 AM] Colin McDowell: speaking of jew
[12/7/09 12:17:24 AM] Colin McDowell: i think i'm going to hit up nyc
[12/7/09 12:17:28 AM] Colin McDowell: over christmas break
[12/7/09 12:17:31 AM] Colin McDowell: to see liv
[12/7/09 12:17:46 AM] Colin McDowell: and walk through the city
[12/7/09 12:17:49 AM] Crista Favati: cool man
[12/7/09 12:17:53 AM] Colin McDowell: see the rockefeller christmas tree and stuff
[12/7/09 12:18:00 AM] Colin McDowell: maybe i'll go to central park
[12/7/09 12:18:03 AM] Colin McDowell: try to write some more
[12/7/09 12:18:21 AM] Colin McDowell: why so hostile?
[12/7/09 12:18:22 AM] Crista Favati: that'll be fun
[12/7/09 12:18:29 AM] Colin McDowell: give me a break asshole
[12/7/09 12:18:35 AM] Colin McDowell: i'm just telling you what i'm doing
[12/7/09 12:18:44 AM] Colin McDowell: don't need you to get all upset about it
[12/7/09 12:18:51 AM] Crista Favati: i'm not \
[12/7/09 12:18:54 AM] Colin McDowell: cool man
[12/7/09 12:18:54 AM] Crista Favati: i'm tired
[12/7/09 12:18:57 AM] Colin McDowell: and that'll be fun
[12/7/09 12:19:01 AM] Colin McDowell: are both upset terms
[12/7/09 12:19:03 AM] Colin McDowell: from you
[12/7/09 12:19:14 AM] Crista Favati: no they're not
[12/7/09 12:19:14 AM] Colin McDowell: terms used to describe your irritation
[12/7/09 12:19:16 AM] Colin McDowell: words rather
[12/7/09 12:19:20 AM] Crista Favati: hmm
[12/7/09 12:19:24 AM] Colin McDowell: i know this
[12/7/09 12:19:34 AM] Colin McDowell: atleast i think i do
[12/7/09 12:19:41 AM] Colin McDowell: i'm trying to conversate
[12/7/09 12:19:52 AM] Crista Favati: ya you think a lot of things
[12/7/09 12:19:52 AM] Colin McDowell: but there is a lurking cloud of hate over my head right now
[12/7/09 12:20:15 AM] Crista Favati: well maybe you should shoo it away then
[12/7/09 12:20:19 AM] Colin McDowell: k
[12/7/09 12:20:20 AM] Colin McDowell: shoo away hate
[12/7/09 12:20:24 AM] Colin McDowell: crista
[12/7/09 12:20:26 AM] Colin McDowell: you can stay though
[12/7/09 12:20:45 AM] Crista Favati: o thanks
[12/7/09 12:20:55 AM] Colin McDowell: you're very welcome
[12/7/09 12:20:59 AM] Colin McDowell: happy hannukah
[12/7/09 12:21:03 AM] Colin McDowell: einstein
[12/7/09 12:21:25 AM] Crista Favati: too bad i'm not a jew
[12/7/09 12:21:31 AM] Colin McDowell: oh
[12/7/09 12:21:33 AM] Colin McDowell: i thought you were
[12/7/09 12:21:40 AM] Colin McDowell: thats why i was drawn to you in the first place
[12/7/09 12:21:53 AM] Colin McDowell: well this is all turning out to be a huge farce
[12/7/09 12:22:11 AM] Colin McDowell: can you just love me and understand that i think out loud
[12/7/09 12:22:18 AM] Colin McDowell: sorry for saying i was irritated about those guys
[12/7/09 12:22:56 AM] Colin McDowell: i meant to keep that inside my head
[12/7/09 12:23:03 AM] Colin McDowell: if thats what you are all mum about
[12/7/09 12:23:53 AM] Crista Favati: i never said i didn't love you
[12/7/09 12:23:58 AM] Colin McDowell: i know
[12/7/09 12:24:07 AM] Colin McDowell: alright
[12/7/09 12:24:11 AM] Colin McDowell: well i'm super sleepy
[12/7/09 12:24:17 AM] Colin McDowell: and have ze class in ze morning
[12/7/09 12:24:26 AM] Crista Favati: uh ya same
[12/7/09 12:24:30 AM] Colin McDowell: need to finish blog
[12/7/09 12:24:33 AM] Colin McDowell: and then hit the sackhole
[12/7/09 12:24:44 AM] Colin McDowell: i'm very very tired
[12/7/09 12:24:44 AM] Crista Favati: alrighty
[12/7/09 12:24:50 AM] Crista Favati: good night
[12/7/09 12:24:59 AM] Crista Favati: love you
[12/7/09 12:25:01 AM] Colin McDowell: you are very cool
[12/7/09 12:25:12 AM] Colin McDowell: but good night
[12/7/09 12:25:14 AM] Colin McDowell: sweet dreams
[12/7/09 12:25:31 AM] Colin McDowell: i love you and wish you a good night's sleep
[12/7/09 12:25:38 AM] Colin McDowell: muah
[12/7/09 12:26:01 AM] Colin McDowell: k
[12/7/09 12:26:04 AM] Crista Favati: night
[12/7/09 12:26:05 AM] Colin McDowell: 20 blown kisses
[12/7/09 12:26:10 AM] Colin McDowell: hasta manana
[12/7/09 12:26:35 AM] Colin McDowell: i don't tolerate your attitude for one thing
[12/7/09 12:26:43 AM] Colin McDowell: it's only going to propel me to becoming more upset with myself
[12/7/09 12:26:49 AM] Colin McDowell: which isn't going to be a good thing for you
[12/7/09 12:26:54 AM] Colin McDowell: so i demand a resolve
[12/7/09 12:26:55 AM] Colin McDowell: very quickly
[12/7/09 12:27:05 AM] Colin McDowell: otherwise when i come to visit there will be some unwanted tension
[12/7/09 12:27:11 AM] Colin McDowell: that will take about a day to dispose of after i land
[12/7/09 12:27:16 AM] Colin McDowell: and i don't want that
[12/7/09 12:27:31 AM] Crista Favati: hmmmmmm don't believe that one bit
[12/7/09 12:27:32 AM] Colin McDowell: consider whatever issues that occured in the past 10 hours irrelavant
[12/7/09 12:27:36 AM] Colin McDowell: i may be a hypocrtie
[12/7/09 12:27:38 AM] Colin McDowell: hypocrite
[12/7/09 12:27:48 AM] Colin McDowell: for saying something before and not holding true to it or something
[12/7/09 12:27:51 AM] Colin McDowell: i don't know what it is
[12/7/09 12:27:54 AM] Colin McDowell: but i might be a hypocrite
[12/7/09 12:28:00 AM] Colin McDowell: but lets just dissolve the situation now
[12/7/09 12:28:20 AM] Crista Favati: you don't have time. you have to write your blog
[12/7/09 12:28:48 AM] Colin McDowell: the blog can wait
[12/7/09 12:28:52 AM] Colin McDowell: if you have anything to tell me
[12/7/09 12:28:56 AM] Colin McDowell: please share
[12/7/09 12:28:59 AM] Crista Favati: wow i must be special
[12/7/09 12:29:41 AM] Colin McDowell: in my book you are
[12/7/09 12:29:52 AM] Colin McDowell: so please enlighten me on what disheartens you at this very moment
[12/7/09 12:30:17 AM] Colin McDowell: quick before i get distracted and lose my attention
[12/7/09 12:30:33 AM] Crista Favati: well get distracted i guess
[12/7/09 12:30:41 AM] Colin McDowell: oh how easy it is to play with you
[12/7/09 12:30:53 AM] Colin McDowell: continue
[12/7/09 12:30:59 AM] Crista Favati: i'm tired
[12/7/09 12:31:26 AM] Colin McDowell: well, sleep on whatever you have to tell me tonight
[12/7/09 12:31:34 AM] Colin McDowell: and develop a plan of attack for tomorrow
[12/7/09 12:31:51 AM] Crista Favati: yup alright
[12/7/09 12:32:23 AM] Colin McDowell: again
[12/7/09 12:32:25 AM] Colin McDowell: you are very cool
[12/7/09 12:32:39 AM] Crista Favati: i know i've heard that before
[12/7/09 12:33:24 AM] Colin McDowell: where? the cool convention which gathers every sunday night in the library for 9 hours?
[12/7/09 12:33:32 AM] Crista Favati: yup
[12/7/09 12:33:40 AM] Colin McDowell: thats ill gates
[12/7/09 12:33:52 AM] Colin McDowell: you seem to have enough energy to keep a moderate conversation going
[12/7/09 12:33:54 AM] Crista Favati: again... i know
[12/7/09 12:34:04 AM] Colin McDowell: can you some how fit in what you wanted to say earlier?
[12/7/09 12:34:09 AM] Colin McDowell: before you said you were tired?
[12/7/09 12:34:21 AM] Crista Favati: if i remember correctly i didn't have anything to say
[12/7/09 12:34:31 AM] Colin McDowell: meh
[12/7/09 12:34:32 AM] Colin McDowell: alright
[12/7/09 12:34:33 AM] Colin McDowell: fair enough
[12/7/09 12:34:51 AM] Colin McDowell: so you win in terms of who can be the biggest douche on skype at 12:34 am
[12/7/09 12:35:00 AM] Crista Favati: gracias
[12/7/09 12:35:03 AM] Crista Favati: i try o so hard
[12/7/09 12:36:28 AM] Colin McDowell: that means your a bitch
[12/7/09 12:36:32 AM] Colin McDowell: cause only bitches try to be bitches
[12/7/09 12:36:40 AM] Colin McDowell: actually
[12/7/09 12:36:42 AM] Crista Favati: lovely
[12/7/09 12:36:42 AM] Colin McDowell: you are a mean girl
[12/7/09 12:36:45 AM] Colin McDowell: like lindsay lohan
[12/7/09 12:37:12 AM] Colin McDowell: if i sent you a picture of my shriveled dick, which you already have peeking out of my zipper while i was in the car, will you be nice to me?
[12/7/09 12:37:29 AM] Crista Favati: if i already have it why would i want another one?
[12/7/09 12:37:58 AM] Colin McDowell: cause that one is tucked in the zipper
[12/7/09 12:38:03 AM] Colin McDowell: i was gonna give you a plain view
[12/7/09 12:38:12 AM] Colin McDowell: no obstructions
[12/7/09 12:38:13 AM] Crista Favati: nahh not interested
[12/7/09 12:38:19 AM] Colin McDowell: nice
[12/7/09 12:38:20 AM] Colin McDowell: ok
[12/7/09 12:38:27 AM] Colin McDowell: well i seem to have kept you up for another 10 minutes
[12/7/09 12:38:32 AM] Colin McDowell: sure there is nothing you want to tell me?
[12/7/09 12:38:50 AM] Crista Favati: other than i'm tired and i want to sleep?
[12/7/09 12:38:53 AM] Crista Favati: ya i'm pretty sure
[12/7/09 12:39:21 AM] Colin McDowell: ok
[12/7/09 12:39:25 AM] Colin McDowell: well good night then
[12/7/09 12:39:27 AM] Colin McDowell: my work here is one
[12/7/09 12:39:29 AM] Colin McDowell: done*
[12/7/09 12:39:37 AM] Colin McDowell: i love yoiu
[12/7/09 12:39:40 AM] Colin McDowell: i love you
[12/7/09 12:39:44 AM] Crista Favati: hmm alright. night
[12/7/09 12:39:48 AM] Crista Favati: love you too
[12/7/09 12:39:50 AM] Colin McDowell: and will be thinking about you as i tuck my cute self into bed
[12/7/09 12:39:52 AM] Colin McDowell: and cry
[12/7/09 12:39:58 AM] Crista Favati: good go cry
[12/7/09 12:39:59 AM] Colin McDowell: with my face down looking at the pillow
[12/7/09 12:40:06 AM] Colin McDowell: because i pretend to be a joker and take things lightly
[12/7/09 12:40:14 AM] Colin McDowell: but they really affect me in harsh and strange ways
[12/7/09 12:40:26 AM] Colin McDowell: sometimes bringing the possibility of suicide to my attention
[12/7/09 12:40:27 AM] Crista Favati: if that's supposed to make me want to comfort you or feel bad.. i won't/dont
[12/7/09 12:40:39 AM] Crista Favati: wow. really cool of you to go there
[12/7/09 12:41:53 AM] Crista Favati: well great. i'm going to sleep now. you do whatever you need to do to make yourself feel better. and if that means jumping in front of a car. cool. by all means do it
[12/7/09 12:41:56 AM] Crista Favati: night
[12/7/09 12:42:08 AM] Colin McDowell: ok 


GREAT SUCCESS! GOOD NIGHT WORLD.